It’s not uncommon to find ourselves mindlessly opening and closing apps, almost like we’re browsing digital storefronts just to feel like we’re being productive. I know I’m not alone in this restless digital routine.
IAIYWOYP throws you into a scenario where you’re faking phone use. The website gives you sporadic commands and tasks to carry out:
Widen your eyes and then frown.
You follow along, tapping on circles as they appear, swiping here and there, and occasionally even cleaning your screen when prompted.
Together, these actions create a perfect cover to make those around you believe you’re deeply engrossed in your phone, ensuring they don’t suspect you’re actually overhearing their conversation at the next table.
What intrigued me—and admittedly unsettled me—was just how gratifying it all felt. There’s an odd pleasure in double-tapping a pink circle or thoughtfully pressing my fingers to my lips. Whether it’s the pretense or just the simple interactions, this might mirror the satisfaction I get from my phone in general. I’m a habitual phone user with not much to show for it, aside from nearly 2,000 wins in Sawayama Solitaire.
If taking instructions from a clever app can captivate me as much as endlessly scrolling through Bluesky, I can’t help but wonder, what am I really doing with my time?
